So this morning someone stole this entire boat
because they wanted to go to West Seattle.
HOW FAR AWAY IS WEST SEATTLE FROM THE CLIPPER DOCKS???
So basically I have a new favorite pirate.
Damn, Buzzfeed, you fools don’t know us AT ALL. Here are a few things WAY WEIRDER than that fucking troll:
- The absolute insanity of Marvin Carr’s One of a Kind in the World Museum.
- The World’s Largest Frying Pan which is unpredictably in Longview.
- Those totally batcrackers statues on I-5 which apparently have a name AND A LOT OF CONTROVERSY.
- Speaking of I-5, the Uncle Sam billboard which always makes precisely no sense.
- This shrine to inappropriate parent/child relationships on the waterfront.
- A WHOLE REPUGNANT WALL OF PRE-CHEWED GUM?!
You know, just to name a few.